Movie Quotes |
More of the Worst Movie Quotes |
More of the Worst Movie Quotes: There are literally hundreds of obviously awful film quotes and movie lines, with some of the best in the Top 10 Worst Movie Quotes from the previous section. Here's an additional selection of some of the worst ever heard, many of which were seriously delivered by the actors/actresses. Missing from the top 10 list were many other obvious awful quotes, such as the following... |
(chronological order) |
|
"Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt or even the lounging outfit he has on, and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, think better. He can play better. And he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy. These things are his comfort." - "I never discuss [make] love on
an empty stomach." "Greetings,
my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where
you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember
my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the
future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the
unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first
time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened
on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence based
only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived
this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend,
we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty.
Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the
shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?" -
"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine, Darling. But
if you see any more flying saucers, will you tell them to pick
another house to buzz? Be careful. Don't worry about me." - "Suppose that saucer or whatever it was had something to do with this?" "At
least he won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance
revolution." - "Jenny, I'm sorry." "Where are my tits? Where are my tits?" "Attention!
Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of
killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your
help! Roll up your windows, turn on your lights and follow
the police car at the entrance of the theater. Please keep
calm and cooperate with the authorities. Do you read me?" - "Which
girl would you help? The one possessed by Pazuzu or the one
held by Father Merrin? You must pluck out her evil heart
but Pazuzu has brushed you with his wings. You called on
Pazuzu to reach me. You've lost faith in your God. You do
not believe." "Flash, Flash, Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" - "Yes,
you have a great body. May I use it? -
"This is good, but what is best in life?" - "You scared, motherf--ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is gonna kick your big ass!" - "Do
you remember,
Sully, when I promised to kill you last?" "During
this fight, I've seen a lot of changin', the way you felt
about me, and the way I felt about you. In here, there
were two guys killin' each other, but I guess that's better
than twenty million. What I'm tryin' to say is - that
if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!" - "I feel the need." - "You can be my wingman any time." "I
carried a watermelon. (to herself) Carried
a watermelon?" "Nobody
puts Baby in a corner." - "You're hit. You're bleedin', man." - "My husband is having an affair with your
wife. I don't think we should talk about it unless you're
prepared to kill them." "The dingo took my baby!" "I have come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubble-gum." - "Do
you enjoy pain?" - "I love you. I really love you." -
"What the matter?" - "So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?" "Who
gives a s--t what you believe? In
30 seconds, you'll be dead. Then I'll blow this place
up and be home in time for corn flakes." "They're
eating her... and then they're going to eat me!...OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" "Bodhi,
this is your f--kin' wake-up call, man. I am an F - B - I
Agent!" - "Kenner,
just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you. You have
the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man." - "James,
you don't know what you're talking about. Quit trying to
hold on so tight. I'm gone. Long gone. Like a turkey in the
corn." - "So who are you? Are you, you, like, some Special Forces guy, or something?" - "The exchange of bodily fluids. Do you know what that leads to?" "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." "You're fired!" "...that
they may take our lives, but they'll never take - our FREEDOM!" "Mr.
Homolka...Stop eating my sesame cake. STOP EATING MY SESAME
CAKE!" - "You killed innocent people." "Ya
got somethin' wrong with your nipples?... They're not stickin'
up...Stick 'em up....Play with them a little bit. Pinch 'em
a little. You want me to do it for ya, I'll do it. I'm erect.
Why aren't you erect? Here. Put some ice on them." "You take care, kid. It must be weird, not having anybody cum on ya." "Swoon, I'll catch you." "You're
luggage!" "We're
fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win
the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an
American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one
voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night!' We will not
vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going
to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!" - "I
love you. You...You complete me. And I just... " "GET
OFF MY PLANE!" "But
you're beautiful, Carol. Your skin, your long neck. The back.
The line of you. You're why cavemen chiselled on walls." "Tonight's
forecast. A freeze is coming." "What
killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!" "Alright,
everyone, CHILL!" "I
hate to disappoint you, but rubber lips are immune to your
charms." |
"Put
the bunny back in the box...I said: 'Put the bunny back in
the box.' ... Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the
box?" "OOOWWEEEE,
you're good lookin'! You're hot! It's like looking in a mirror.
Only not." - "Did you just have a brain fart?" - "Mother! You're alive!" "I'm the king of the world!" -
"What's the matter with you, Rockhound?" "We were made to fit together." - "A
bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live?" "Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me." "Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in." "They
exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in
for. Now they're starin' at six men with guns drawn. It was a
f--kin' ambush. This was a f--kin' bomb droppin' on Beaver Cleaverville.
For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon! There was a firefight!" "I'm also just a girl standing in front
of a boy asking him to love her." "I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing." - "I was wrong about you." "I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." "While
you were still learning how to SPELL your name, I was being
trained to conquer galaxies." "...Wilson! Wilson! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Wilson. Wilson, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wilson! I can't. Wilson! WILSON!" "Why
is he still alive?... He shouldn’t be alive. It vexes
me. I’m
terribly vexed." "God was showing off when he made you." -
"There's
pressure in here." "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? (pause) The same thing that happens to everything else." - "You are so beautiful, it hurts." - "Earl." - "I
will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee..." "Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater." - "I'm exhausted." "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating
and it gets everywhere." "S--t just got real." - "It's turkey time." "I
hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be
literally." "Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?" "Do
you know you grind your teeth at night? Sexy." - "It's
been a long time since I smelled beautiful." - "Tonight, I'll have her give me a bath, and then, who knows." -
"If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes." "No
escape. No surrender. No mercy. We got to kill every last
rat bastard one of 'em. Every last one. Not for revenge.
Not because they deserve it. Not because it'll make the world
a better place. We need a heap of bloody bodies so when mob
boss Wallenquist looks over his charts of profits and losses,
he'll see what it cost him to mess with the girls of Old
Town. The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with
the pure hateful bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter. And so
am I. The fire, baby. It'll burn us both. There's no place
in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior-woman. My
Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never." -
"You're so beautiful." "Hold
me, like you did by the lake on Naboo. So long ago when
there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting,
no war." "You
know, in America, it's bling-bling. But out here it's bling-bang,
huh? I wouldn't want you getting in any trouble." - "Are
you trying to seduce me, Max?" "It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure." "Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine in hell!" - "Is
this hers? Tell me!" "...What
is it? OH,
NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY
EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!" "Don't
you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" "Hey,
yeah, uhm, I'm-I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion.
What? Can you just hold on for a second, I'm, I'm on my
hamburger phone." "Okay, c--ksucker. F--k with me and we'll see who s--ts on the sidewalk." "It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented." "We're
packin' hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad
rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot
dogs right?" - "There's a town about eight miles behind us. There were bodies on the road into town." "You
better hold on tight, spider-monkey." "I
appreciate everything you did for me, but,
you know, the only way I'm gonna lose is if somebody beats me." - "I think
it was weird. You guys look like two seals fightin' over a
grape." "Please,
just let me f--k the s--t outta you right now. And if you're
not convinced afterwards that I am into you in every possible
way a person can be into another person, then I promise I will
never try to kiss you, or f--k you, or impregnate you ever again,
as long as I live. I swear to God. OK?" - "You
wanna kill me like a man? Or you wanna kill me like a sheep?" - "You
know, they say it's all downhill after the first kiss." |